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- SCSI: very
- Serial Ports: Don’t be ridiculous; it’s a rutabaga!
- Sound Output: High-pitched scream when pieces inserted; ignore.
- ADB: none
- Ethernet: none
- Machine Gestalt ID: none
- PRAM Battery: none
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- Minutiae:
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- IMPORTANT NOTE: Mr. Rutabaga Head is COMPLETELY incompatible with potatoes.
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- Manufactured by:
- Tubers-R-Us
- Rural Route 7
- Starch, Kansas 67333
- Website: www.no-spuds.com
- Sales Manager: Ralph “Old” MacDonald
- Tech Support: Dan Glickman, Secretary of Agriculture